01
Your pace is the pace.
nobody's racing. if you can't hold a conversation, we slow down.
02
Nobody runs alone.
see someone at the back? that's your new friend now.
03
The sidewalk is sacred.
pedestrians, bikes, grandmas with groceries — they go first. always.
04
Leave no trace.
the park looked good before us. it looks good after us.
05
Ask first. Always.
photos, dancing close, anything — a yes is a yes. everything else is a no.
06
Come as you are.
first run ever? perfect. you're exactly who this is for.
the fine print
Non-negotiables.
- 01
18+. No exceptions.
bring an ID if you look lucky.
- 02
Signed up + in the group.
entry = the form filled in AND you're in the WhatsApp community. both, not either.
- 03
Sportswear is mandatory.
you're running 5 km. jeans are not a personality trait.
- 04
No illegal substances.
anything sketchy and you're out. simple as that.
- 05
No fighting.
zero tolerance. we dance, we don't swing.